Breaking news: Khloe Kardashian

Kim Kardashian wearing Benjamin Eyewear "...

Kim Kardashian wearing Benjamin Eyewear “Cindy” (Photo credit: The Guise Archives)

Breaking news!   Khloe Kardashian Wears White to Kim’s Baby Shower

I am so tweeting this.

It is almost unbelievable that in this day and age someone would think to do this. Wear white. What’s more, no shoes… that’s right, barefoot. Oh wait… this is serious news journalism. This is a live report. We are interupting are regularly scheduled spam bots to bring you the dp@large live report.

dp@large is announcing that there is a rumor that someone heard that Khloe Kardashian went to Kim Kardashian‘s baby shower and WORE white.  Plus…went barefoot or possibly may have taken her shoes off at some point during the baby shower. This is still an unconfirmed report at the time of this writing. We are unclear of the color of the shoes at this moment but are still awaiting more information. We are expecting the White House t have a comment later in the hour. Stocks appear to be trading sharply as usual as no one on Wall Street has ever heard of the Kardashians.

I will be reporting live later from my driveway if we get any additional information but for now. I am reporting.  Khloe Kardashian wore white to Kim Kardashian’s baby shower.

Sources close to the baby shower claim Khloe may have taken her shoes off at some point during the actual baby shower… we are only speculating that they may have been those cute little strappy sandals but we cannot confirm this right now.

OK back to our regular programming. This is dp@large out.

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English: Khloe Kardashian Get David Jones Till...

English: Khloe Kardashian Get David Jones Tills Ringing, Chaos 2011. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

English: Kim Kardashian Get David Jones Tills ...

English: Kim Kardashian Get David Jones Tills Ringing, Chaos 2011. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

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