the new dp@large is on a roll!

Can you believe we made it past 92,000 hits in July and it hasn’t slowed down! I better learn to spel and start behaving myself!

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Is Manchester United the best in the world?

Hugh Green #99

Roberto Clemente

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A drop of scotch!

Saudi authorities behead Nepalese housemaid

Impeachment 101

Make yourself uncomfortable

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Funny Ham Food

Asian tiger mosquito

James Garner

Dagwood Sandwich

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Now THIS is HUNKVERTISING!

$45 if you are man enough.

Jumpsuit

No word on what purpose the wooden pole serves here.

50% POLY 50% Crinkle cloth IS cool.

Short sleeves? GTFOOH!

The question is… are you man enough to fill it?

I am speechless!

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New car insurance law

Potus announces new car insurance law he thought up and passed this morning all by himself.
ObamaCar.
If you like your mechanic.
You get to keep your mechanic.
Period. 
 

This bird LOVES Ray Charles

This bird LOVES Ray Charles.

It’s not what you expect. Actually kind of funny that the bird is shaking its tail feathers when Ray is singing… “Shake your tail feathers.”  Just plain fun.

It’s Friday. Time to take a little rest. Smile a bit. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtbuToMsHLA

Unfortunate restaurant names

Truth is stranger than fiction. We have pictures to prove it.

bad restaurant names 1

 

bad restaurant names 2

 

bad restaurant names 3

 

bad restaurant names 4

 

bad restaurant names 5

 

bad restaurant names 6

 

bad restaurant names 7

 

bad restaurant names 8

 

Would you please ask someone who speaks English before you go into business? If you can’t do that, ask your sign maker at least.

Confessions of a jar collector

I am about to tell you everything.

stash

I collect jars. You saved the salsa jar after you finished it off. Washed it, and it is under the sink waiting for another assignment. We understand each other.

I cook. I buy everything fresh. That means I have to store what I buy until I need it in the kitchen. I have been doing for so long it is now just a way of life.

I buy fresh crema from Cardenas. It comes in a one pound plastic container scooped up from the bin. When I get it home, it goes into a glass jar and into the fridge. I can keep it at least 8-9 days that way and it is always ready and easy to use.

Hummus goes right into a jar from the blender. Topped off with olive oil and into the fridge. Ready when I want to eat it. Perfect.

Habaneros get the same treatment after a quick rinse and packing with a wet paper towel to keep them cold and wet. 10 or 12 peppers like this keep about a week and they get chopped and thrown in everything.

Black olives out the can into a jar.

Marinated Jalapenos have a special huge jar that is continuously full of peppers. Stays cold. I leave the brine and keep refilling it. I also drop an onion or handful of shallots into the brine which will pickle them over a week or so.

Any leftover grilled onions for to the morning omelet for instance goes into a jar. I think the jar keeps better than plastic.

When I make salsas, sauces, dips, storage is so easy.  Flax seeds, oats, quinoa and so on.

I have a couple of tall jars which I use to store celery stalks. After washing, I cut to length and leave them in the jar in the fridge. Works great.

How many jars I have I am not at liberty to mention. I do keep an inventory. Shapes and sizes, yes. Just how many, well. If I tell ya, I will have to …

Salt and pepper? I recycled old vinegar bottles that look like a bulb with a long neck. Washed them out. Let’em dry. Filled with pepper and kosher salt and I am in business. I also use about 4-5 other ones for flavoring small quantities of olive oil. One with EVOO and crushed red pepper, one with EVOO and garlic for instance.

salt and pepper

I have large pickle jar I use when I make pickled peppers in the fridge. When not pickling, I used it store fresh basil sprigs I get from the Asian grocery.

I keep my jars hidden and out sight. My jars are nobody’s business but my own. Certain shapes work best. Large volume jars with wide mouths. I have several jars with no lids. Actually 6 jars are still not paired with a lid. Just kidding, I threw that it… I don’t know what got into me. I don’t actually know how many are missing lids. Really, you have to believe me. No, really.

Sometimes the lids get thrown away by accident. When this happens, terse memos are fired off to possible offenders reminding them to respect the jars and lids of others.

Often straggling lids just show up in a few days and get paired with the correct jar. Some lids fit jars that did not start life together. That they weren’t originally a pair but work later is a real bonus. I am currently working on a name for this phenomenon. N.B. Once I figure it out it will remain a secret, sorry. Let something like that out and next thing you know, people will be asking for all kinds of information I am just not willing to share.

One more thing. I need to talk to the person who makes the glue to affix the labels onto the damn glass jar. They must be really proud of their glue. Really? Affixing a label is wonderful. It is important. A label on a pickle jar does not need to survive a scud missile attack.

glue

Oh, the olives in your fridge, you have plans for the jar when, ah…you know… they’re gone?

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Goblin Sharks

Goblin Shark

Now here is a creature you just don’t see everyday. A Goblin Shark. It has a Japanese name as well which is Mitsukurina Owstoni. A rather bizarre looking creature and many who see it for the first time don’t think it is real.  You almost don’t blame since it really doesn’t look like something you would expect to see swimming around. It does exist as pictured though. It really isn’t even on any protected species list since marine biologists don’t know how many exist.

Goblin Sharks like living in very deep ocean surrounds and close to the ocean floor. They have a bizarre pink color and that is due to the fact that their skin is transparent and the blood vessels you see through the skin make the shark appear pink. Having researched this creature and looked at a number of photographs, I can’t be sure just how pink. I looked at a number of black and white pics and the one for this article may have been enhanced. One more thing, the one in this pic must have been out of the water for a while since there is no water around it or on the dock. Maybe that makes the pink jump.

No one knows how many Goblin Sharks there are in existence since they are not spotted all that often. When they are sighted, it is in deep water off the coast of Japan, in the Gulf of Mexico and around in the Pacific. (that should narrow it down for you in case you want to go goblin hunting, huh?)