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New car insurance law

Potus announces new car insurance law he thought up and passed this morning all by himself.
ObamaCar.
If you like your mechanic.
You get to keep your mechanic.
Period. 
 

I really need your help!

Could you have a look at this and maybe tell me what I am doing wrong? 

So here is the problem…. I went…

“EXPIRY”:86400000,”MAX_SIZE”:10000,”MAX_WAIT”:150000,”RESTORE_WAIT”:
150000,”blacklist[“time_spent”],”gks{“adapterhooks”:true,”boosted_pagelikes”:true,
“boosted_posts”:true,”jslogger”:true,”kbshortcuts_messenger”:true,”kbshortcuts_messenger_

“miny_compression”:true,”time_spent_bit_array”:true,”time_spent_debug”:true,
“useraction”:true,”videos”:  true,”visibility_tracking”:true,”vitals”:true}},7],[
“Time entConfig”,[],{“0_delay”:0  “0_timeout”:8,”delay”: 200000,”timeout”:64},142],
[“InitialServerTime”,[],{“serverTime”:1392420437000},204],.

 Which gave me 

[“FbtLogger”,[],{“logger”:null},288],
[],{“retryOnNetworkError”:”1″},328],
[“MessagingReliabilityLoggerInitialData”,[],
{“enabled”:false,”app”:”mercury”},44],[“NumberForig”,
{“decimalSeparator”:”.”,”numberDelimiter”:”,”,
“minDigrThousandsSeparator”:0},54],[“CLogConfig”,[],
{“gkResults”:1},174],[ peaheadMetricsConfig”,[],
{“gkResults”:0},263].

I was surprised because I was expecting something more a long the lines of

StickerMacrosData”,[],{“passesGK”:false,”macrosToIds”:{},
“idsToMacros”:{}},338],[“UFIConstants”, [],{“UFIActionType”:{“COMMENT_LIKE”:”
fa-type:comment-like”, “COMMENT_SET_SPAM”:”fa-type:mark-spam”,”DELETE_COMMENT”:”fa-type:
delete-comment”, “LIVE_DELETE_COMMENT”:”fa-type:live-delete-comment”,”LIKE_ACTION”:”fa-type:like”,”SUBSCRIBE_ACTION”:”fa -type:subscribe”,”REMOVE_PREVIEW”:”fa-type:remove-
preview”,”MARK_COMMENT_ SPAM”:”fa-type:mark-spam”,”CONFIRM_COMMENT_REMOVAL”:”fa-type:
confirm- remove”,”TRANSLATE_COMMENT”:”fa-type:translate- comment”,”COMMENT_ LIKECOUNT_
UPDATE”:”fa-type:comment-likecount- update”,”GIFT_SUGGESTION”:”fa-type:gift-suggestion
“,”UNDO_DELETE_COMMENT”: “fa-type:undo-d te-comment”..

Follow me so far? Okay so let’s keep going…So look at this.
In formats, see where it goes 

g:ia”:”j F H:i”,”F jS, then Y g:i A”:”j F Y H:i”,”M j,
Y…

This also threw me off a little because I would usually go

Y”:”j F Y”,”M j, Y g:.

then formats turned off let’s something like 

“:”H:i”,”g:ia”:”H:i”,”g:sa”:”.

Check and see if you can find my mistake.

“formats”:{“D M d”:”l j F”,”D M d, Y” “,”D M j”:”l j
Y”:”j F Y”,”F j, Y \u0040 g:i A”:”j F Y H:i”, “F j,  Y g:i a”:”j F
“F Y”:”F Y”,”g:ia F  jS, Y”:”j F Y H:i”,”g:iA l, F jS”:”l j F Y
d, Y”:”j F Y H:i”,”l F d, Y”:”l j F Y”,”l, F d, Y”:”l j F Y”,
“l, F j”:”l j F”,”l, F j, Y”:”l j F Y”,”l, F jS”:”l j F”,”l, F jS, g:ia”:
“l, M j, Y g:ia”:”l j F Y H:i”,”M d, Y”:”j F Y”,”M d, Y g:ia”:”j
“M j, Y g:i A”:”j F Y H:i”,”M j, Y g:ia”:”j F Y H:i”,”M jS,
m\/d”:”d\/m”,”m\/d\/Y”:”d\/m\/Y”,”m\/d\/y”:”d\/m\/Y”
“8”:”th”,”9″:”th” :”th”,”16″:”th”,”17″:”th”,”18″:”th”,”19″:”th”,”20″:”th”, “21”:”st”,”22″:”nd”,”23″:”rd”,”24″:”th”,”25″:”th”,”26″:”th”,”27″:”th”,”28″:
“th”,”29″:”th”,”30″:”th”,”31″:”st”}},165.

Finally, this series is still kicking my butt.

100000423411122,100000421845845, 100000413827732,100000480122822,
100000484252008,   100000575745584,100000488329435, 100000486392975,100000734439450,
100000807401201, 100000864568051, 100000882380412,10100000824235477,100000635995105,
100000629829637, 100000629243084, 100000611654132,  100000724241341,100000718983248,
100000716090692,10 , 100000691235885, 100000689263184, 100000688485083, 100000681253086, 100000676221894,100000667895355,10 100000055311476,100000068853445,100000069604613,  100000114380867,100000116599473,100000123272335,10 100000085403771, 100000086269011,
100000091514976, 100000091591123,100000031114492,1798237535,1793983268,1802528476,1803258725, 1809031291,1809335529, 1775270316,1811198847,1748809766,1752808206,1754468583,
1756521349,1766397206, 1768217272,1773924691,  100000018300495,100000019039962,
100000019099509, 100000020283175, 1816305853, 1842579016, 1837941802,1842276076,
1845120712,1846940646, 1851254019,100000397761362,100000305382942,100000300084368,
100000302527397, 100000305107498.

Really? Don’t you think it should be this first?

“100000444332427”:1392410540,”100000483393850
“:1392418488, “100000427592525”: 1392389898, “100000425636811”:0,”100000423541066″
:1392416659, “100000423411122”: 1392409535, “100000421845845” :1392420123,”1 413827732″:0,”
100000480122822″:0, “100000484252008”: 1392420299, “100000529347910” :139241 :1392400251, “100000526433682”:0,”100000522316542″:1392415478, “100000516206894”:1392416383,” 100000515420502″:0,”100000511636705″:1392420138, “100000575745584” :13924 329435 6392975″:0, “100000485178097”:1392416702,”100000505358788″:0,
“100000607328194”:1392420091, “100000577733053” 4055″:1392410802.

I am really in a jam. I gotta get this done by 5 o’clock. Let me know if you have any ideas.

Thanks

dp

dp@largeJust Gorillas havin' fun

Unfortunate restaurant names

Truth is stranger than fiction. We have pictures to prove it.

bad restaurant names 1

 

bad restaurant names 2

 

bad restaurant names 3

 

bad restaurant names 4

 

bad restaurant names 5

 

bad restaurant names 6

 

bad restaurant names 7

 

bad restaurant names 8

 

Would you please ask someone who speaks English before you go into business? If you can’t do that, ask your sign maker at least.

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