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Can you believe we made it past 92,000 hits in July and it hasn’t slowed down! I better learn to spel and start behaving myself!

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Is Manchester United the best in the world?

Hugh Green #99

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Saudi authorities behead Nepalese housemaid

Impeachment 101

Make yourself uncomfortable

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Funny Ham Food

Asian tiger mosquito

James Garner

Dagwood Sandwich

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The NEW pastime

It is a nation of 314 million. On the back of a dollar bill the words “e pluribus unum” are printed. We come from everywhere.

Information zips around the globe as fast as technology can carry it. We know about world events in real time. For example, Twitter has been used to report details real time during times of social upheaval and oppression. Twitter! Bus goes over a rail in Peru, we got it on every channel. Content never sleeps.

Media and content is so powerful that it is best MANAGED, or CONTROLLED, or USED to your ADVANTAGE. Governments know this and fear its potential destructive force. There are press secretaries, spy planes, drones with cameras, Nancy Grace, media consultants, dash cams, cell phone cams, video surfaces all the time, Instagram, Tumblr, GEO data, expert witnesses, live camera crews cruising in vans, and reporters ready on the scene for every conceivable event. News crews hovering a private wedding in a helicopter are passe.  Telephoto lens sales are up!   So what is the pastime? ……..   CLICK HERE TO READ THE ENTIRE ARTICLE!

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Best elevator pitch ever

I was leading a job seeker workshop group the other day. Folks from all walks of life.  We were talking about self confidence, making a good first impression, and how to best introduce ourselves when we meet people for the first time.

The task was to sit down with a piece of paper a craft a “30 second elevator speech.” Each person took their shot at it. One in particular silenced the room. Let’s call it a walk-off home run. It was Roger, an unemployed Carpenter. He said…

“I make beautiful chairs.”

 

i-make-beautiful-chairs

Silence.

The class sat stunned. Some put their pens down.  One guy said.  ”Wooden would’ve made it 5 damn words!” which made the group erupt in laughter.

Truly a defining moment in elevator speeches.

I have never heard one better!

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Here is a list of the 25 most visited sites on the internet

Here is a list of the 25 most visited sites on the internet.

TopSitePerCountry_InternetPopulation

www.google.com  Info on just about anything

www.facebook.com  Find and share with friends

www.youtube.com  A video for everything

www.yahoo.com  Great news and info portal. Great email service too!

www.baidu.com  News, info, and lots more in Chinese.

www.wikipedia.org  Gotta a question?

www.qq.com  News, info, and lots more in Chinese.

www.amazon.com Need something?

www.taobao.com  News, info, and lots more in Chinese.

www.live.com  Get your outlook here.

www.sina.com.cn  News, info, and lots more in Chinese.

www.twitter.com Got something to say… Twitter gives you 140.

www.hao123.com  News, info, and lots more in Chinese.

www.linkedin.com Very professional networking.

www.blogspot.com  Blog!

www.google.co.in  Google in India

www.163.com    News, info, and lots more in Chinese.

www.weibo.com   News, info, and lots more in Chinese.

www.ebay.com  The classic buy and sell.

www.yahoo.co.jp   Yahoo in Japan.

www.wordpress.com  WORDPRESS (this one seriously rocks)

www.yandex.ru    News, info, and lots more in Russian.

www.tmall.com   News, info, and lots more in Chinese.

www.360.cn   News, info, and lots more in Chinese.

www.bing.com   Who knew Microsoft knows the internet? I love the image search.

ed. note–  We have assigned  team of researchers to work round the clock. They are vetting this list. Seems like dp@large should be listed somewhere and is not. We will keep you updated if we find anything. In the meantime, thanks for your visits, comments, likes, and don’t forget to follow our tweets at @dpatlarge.  Cheers!  -dp.

Habaneros to you!

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Cyber Monday Stats you can use right NOW!

Cyber Monday Stats you can use right NOW!

43% of people didn’t like Cyber Monday last year.

Cyber Monday shopping increased by 17% from 2011 to 2012

11:25am EST – the peak time for online Cyber Monday shopping last year.

In 2013 46% of consumers will shop on Cyber Monday

Last year, 47.1% of shopping dollars were made from work computers.

13% of Cyber Monday purchases were made directly on mobile last year.

Deals and coupons on mobile: 18% of shoppers checked out discounts via mobile.

Department stores increased Cyber Monday sales by 43% from 2011 to 2012.

Consumers spent $1.465 billion in one day last Cyber Monday.

iPads rule: 90% of Cyber Monday mobile shopping was through an iPad last year.

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Gimme Five

Gimme Five

I like this…Gimme Five

Are cats that smart?

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dp@large funny gifs #11

dp@large funny gifs #11

Just Gorillas havin’ fun!

Just Gorillas havin' fun

Never a shortage of dumbasses

No shortage of dumbasses... ever!

His girl left him already and even Mom is embarrassed after this!

Seriously what did he expect?  

His girl left him already and even Mom is embarrassed now!

The helmet was a good idea …what was the knife for?

The helmet is a good idea until the spider leaps inside of it

OK one more then I have to get back to work and you do too!

Cats just don’t take any crap!

Dogs are smarter than cats

Yes…. the government is still shut down. The obama thing website still doesn’t work.

Have a beer and think of me!

Alfred E Newman

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I am not Responsable four the mispeling of uthers

I am not Responsable four the mispeling of uthers

Hoover high run through banner

Daniel Webster poured himself anuther Jak Daniels the other night. Maybe he just drank it out of the bottel. I completelyt ubndderstand.

Alfred E Newman

As pictured on a variety of Twitter accounts and brought to Prep Rally’s attention by Busted Coverage, Hoover (Al.) High, one of the nation’s most high profile football programs, entered the field by bursting through a giant “run-through” banner with an enormous misspelled word during a recent preseason game. The banner, which was created by the Hoover cheerleaders, can be seen above.

Just in case you can’t make out the exact words, here’s what the banner says:

Hoover Football Cannot Be Held Responsable For Ruffled Feathers

Someone might want to take the time to remind the Hoover cheerleaders that it’s spelled “responsible” with an “i”, not an “a.”

  – ed. note—— Just wait till marijuana is legal… then we’ll see some relly ruffeld fethers.

The ruffled feathers part of the message was a clever allusion to the Florence (Al.) High Falcons, who were Hoover’s opponents in the preseason scrimmage.

Luckily for Hoover, the game on the field was more successful than the banner-making exercise; the Bucs pulled out a 27-6 victory against Florence.

  – ed. note——   God Bless America

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dp@large funny gifs #7

 Funny gifs. I really don’t need to say more than that. See if you agree.

Just in time for the weekend!

dp@large funny gifs #7

This is the only way to cure stage fright or fear of speaking in front of a crowd of people. Hope she was wearing a diaper!

cure for fear of speaking in front of people

Okay, sure, the guy makes a catch. But when he puts his head down he tells everyone “I just made the catch of the century.” This is on camera with no celebration or disbelief on his part? Is it ‘shopped? Is it on a string? Penn & Teller could answer that one. 

he planned this

This one I think is not that hard to do. It is just that the rest of the human race is working or dealing with paying their bills to think of this let alone practice it 263,974 times before getting it to actually work. He would have gotten it sooner had his moron cousin on the left actually rolled the tire correctly earlier in the month. 

Luck or skill

This one is all skill. Not to mention he demoralizes his opponent with the behind the back kill shot. End of story. 

tennis table shot for the ages

Here is an idea. Use the door as it was intended.

just pay the fare next time

Well, there you have them, funny gifs #7. Stay tuned, there will be more. Send me your favorite. dpatlarge@yahoo.com  Thanks!

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Dubai pardons woman at center of rape dispute

Dubai pardons woman at center of rape dispute

A Norwegian woman at the center of a Dubai rape claim dispute said Sunday that officials have dropped her 16-month sentence for having sex outside marriage and she is free to leave the country.

Marte Deborah Dalelv

Marte Deborah Dalelv

“I am very, very happy,” Marte Deborah Dalelv told reporters. “I am overjoyed.”

The sentence against the 24-year-old Dalelv last week stirred widespread outrage in the West and highlighted the frequent clash between Dubai’s Western-friendly image and its Islamic-based legal codes.

Dalelv claimed she was raped in March by a co-worker, but was charged with having sex outside marriage after going to the police. Her decision to go public about the sentence last week in a series of interviews appeared to put pressure on authorities in Dubai and tarnish the city’s reputation as a cosmopolitan hub, including possible fallout on its high-profile bid for the 2020 World Expo.

“I have my passport back. I am pardoned,” said Dalelv, who worked for an interior design firm in Qatar and was in Dubai for a business meeting when the alleged rape took place.

There was no immediate work from Dubai officials, including whether the pardon was linked to traditions of clemency during the current Islamic holy month of Ramadan.

It also was unclear whether authorities would keep the 13-month sentence against Dalelv’s alleged attacker, identified as a 33-year-old Sudanese man who was charged with consuming alcohol and sex outside marriage. While liquor is widely available in Dubai hotels and restaurants, public intoxication can bring serious charges.

“I have my life back,” said Dalelv. “This is a great day.”

In Norway, Foreign Minister Espen Barth Eide posted a Twitter message: “Marte is released! Thanks to everyone who signed up to help.”

Barth Eide told the Norwegian news agency NTB that international media attention and Norway’s diplomatic measures helped Dalelv, who was free on appeal with her next court hearing scheduled for early September. Norway also reminded the United Arab Emirates of obligations under UN accords to seriously investigate claims of violence against women.

“The United Arab Emirates and Dubai is a rapidly changing society. This decision won’t only affect Marte Dalelv, who can travel home now if she wishes to, but also serve as a wake-up call regarding the legal situation in many other countries,” Barth Eide was quoted as saying.

Norway’s Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg wrote on Twitter: “Happy that Marte has been pardoned and that she is a free woman again.”

Dalelv said she planned to leave the UAE soon, but “first I have to thank some very special people,” including local groups that supported her. She had been staying at a Norwegian-linked aid center.

Dalelv went public voluntarily to talk to media.

In an interview with reporters last week, she said she fled to the hotel lobby and asked for the police to be called. The hotel staff asked if she was sure she wanted to involve the police, Dalelv said.

“Of course I want to call the police,” she said. “That is the natural reaction where I am from.”

She said she was held in custody for four days before being able to reach her stepfather in Norway.

Norway’s foreign minister said “very high level” Norwegian officials, including himself, had been in daily contact with counterparts in the United Arab Emirates since the verdict against Dalelv.

“We have made very clear what we think about this verdict and what we think about the fact that one is charged and sentenced when one starts out by reporting alleged abuse,” Barth Eide said.

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Tired of social media yet?

Tired of social media yet?

Post this on your wall. They will get the idea.

Please keep your your public profile, friend list, email address, news feed, relationships, relationship interests, birthday, chat status, notes, work history, status updates, checkins, education history, events, groups, hometown, interests, current city, photos, religious and political views, videos, website, personal description, likes and your friends’ relationships, relationship interests, birthdays, chat statuses, notes, work histories, status updates, bestie’s checkins, other checkins, checkins of people you don’t know that well,education histories, events, groups, hometowns, interests, current cities, photos, religious and political views, videos, websites, personal descriptions and likes to yourself.

Thank you.

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LinkedIn throws the hookers out!

LinkedIn throws the hookers and escorts out!  Really?

I logged to www.LinkedIn.com in the other day to a rather terse new set of terms and conditions. I was a little take aback.

The new rules says the site can take action. The user can’t take action.

I read the ts & cs and said to myself, ok. well, I have work to do  today so I guess I agree.

On I went.

Now is see my favorite business website has a hooker problem.  It’s funny. I deal with CEOs engineers, architects, etc. Once in a while I bump into a really hot looking female. When I dare click the profile, I see it isn’t a business professional. It is a professional however. Then to my shock, a whole list of other professionals accompany the profile I just clicked.  I don’t have much time to mess with this stuff while working. I move on.

I come to find out that the new t&c stuff is related to those profiles. Escorts, professionals, entertainers, massage therapists, whatever are posting there alongside C level executives, professors, geologists, and every one else out there trying to make a connection.

I am a little shocked to be honest. For a business professional. This can be a very important networking resource. One you don’t want to mess up. One you don’t want the wrong connections on. I am a little surprised people don’t take it as seriously as I do.

Well, I am not one to judge. Make it work? More power to ya. btw, should they be trolling www.ashleymadison.com instead anyway?

Jus stay offa my cloud!

Cheers!

By the way.. Check me out on LinkedIn…..    www.linkedin.com/in/douglaspilarski/ use this email to send me a connect   dp@sawyertms.com   no spammers, scammers, lottery winning notices… I won six last week. keep it clean. You can send me money thought to the same address on paypal… thanks  even a buck helps!

 

 

 

 

McDonald’s tells Cleveland hero: ‘We’ll be in touch’

McDonald’s tells Cleveland hero: ‘We’ll be in touch’

McDonald’s says it will reach out to a man widely quoted in accounts of the three women who were found in Cleveland after they went missing about a decade ago.

Charles Ramsey, who lives in the neighborhood where the women were found, noted in an interview with a local TV station that he was eating McDonald’s when the scene unfolded Monday. He also made note of his meal in a 911 call. Both the interview and the 911 call went viral online.

On Tuesday, the world’s biggest hamburger company said on Twitter: “We salute the courage of Ohio kidnap victims & respect their privacy. Way to go Charles Ramsey — we’ll be in touch.”

Representatives for McDonald’s, based in Oak Brook, Ill., did not immediately return calls for comment.

Ed.Note- Want FREE FRIES with that, Charles?

 

Maybe I shouldn’t try to remember all the stuff I read on the internet

Maybe I spend too much time on the internet or shouldn’t try to remember all the stuff I read.  I collect or write down things that amuse me then try to work them into unrelated conversations later. Song lyrics also work for this. In fact, just the other day there was a bustle in my hedgerow and I wasn’t alarmed. I think it is fun. Just make sure your audience is at least as smart as you and has a sense of humor…. or else you will just look like a moron. The later is a real possibility. Just ask those I hang around with.

  • I read somewhere that there are scientific differences between blondes and brunettes. How do you explain hair dye?
  • Unknown error.
  • Some people walk in the rain while others just get wet.
  • Kim Jong Un should put down the red bull and go to his room. Isn’t POTUS glad he spent all that taxpayer’s money promoting how CHARMING he was? Probably his wife made the Press Secretary do that. I hope he gets to take a day off to watch basketball.
  • Are you worried about your hair and make up so that you look presentable when you SKYPE?
  • I liked this saying… Flying the plane while it is being built.
  • A friend of mine says this all the time… ” Keep it small, simple, and stupid.”
  • This webpage is not available.
  • Some men never get married because they are smarter than other men.
  • I woke up in a soho doorway. The policeman knew my name.
  • I overheard someone ask another person if they were Android or iPhone.  The new zodiac?
  • Getting or removing a tattoo can change your life.
  • Somethings are better left unsaid.
  • You are an amateur before you are a professional.
  • I can’t decide if I am a city boy or a country boy.
  • Isn’t it fitting that some of these websites that publish garbage don’t even load?
  • Google Chrome could not load the webpage because it took too long to respond. The website may be down, or you may be experiencing issues with your Internet connection. ( probably was my fault anyway)
  • A Grey Goose and Red Bull in a Vegas nightclub is $19.
  • Somewhere over the rainbow skies are blue.

That’s all for now…

Top 10 most connected Twitter users in the Middle East

Top 10 most connected Twitter users in the Middle East

1 Sultan Al Qassem @SultanAlQassemi UAE
2 Dima Khatib @Dima_Khatib Qatar
3 Wael Ghonim @Ghonim Egypt
4 Mohamed ElBaradei @ElBaradei Egypt
5 HH Sheikh Mohammed @HHSkhMohd UAE
6 Nabeel Rajab @NABEELRAJAB Bahrain
7 Rania Al Abdullah @QueenRania Jordan
8 Khalid AlKhalifa @KhalidalKhalifa Bahrain
9 Maryam Alkhawaja @MARYAMALKHAWAJA Bahrain
10 Turki Aldakhil @TurkiAldakhil Saudi Arabia

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Crazy optical illusion 10

Wow! How time flies… here were are on  Crazy optical illusion 10.  Well, this time I think I found a really cool one. Not sure how this one tricks the eye but if is anything like the other, the movement comes from the eye and not the image. Instead of sweating the details let’s just have a look and enjoy!

 

Crazy optical illusion 10

Isn’t that cool? I just love these things!

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Of whaletails and chimichangas… the best lunch story ever!

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Gangnam Style

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If you have not seen it yet, don’t deprive yourself any longer. Press click and get on with it. Psy said recently that he will be bringing an entirely new look to the world in 2013. Should be interesting to see what he means by that. It is incredible that so many people have hit this video. Last time I looked, it was over 1 billion views. Imagine what that would mean to a local business. Incredible.

Men: Don’t make these social media mistakes!

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Men, here are some basic rules to follow while texting, tweeting, and or Facebooking.

  1. Do not “poke” another man under any circumstances. This is not manful.
  2.  No winky faces, i.e. 😉 or 🙂 or anything close…ever. You are not still wearing black socks and hard shoes with shorts are you? Ok, just checking.
  3.  Men never LOL at anything. C’mon man, LOL is a chick thing. You know that without me having to tell you.
  4.  If you know what OMG means, I would consider you at risk for social media strife.
  5.  Never write on someone’s then call the person 83 times within 20 minutes to laugh about what you posted. There is a reason they are not answering after 83 tries.
  6. Don’t attack anything or anybody for the sole purpose of getting attention.
  7. Don’t post an asinine “deep transcendental meaning message” unless your first name is Yogi.
  8. Are you watching “Real Housewives of ______________” then posting about it? STOP THAT!
  9. Don’t tweet out a primal scream of 140 uppercase A’s with no breaks. Do I really have to remind you?
  10. Don’t text, tweet, or message your girlfriend endlessly morning to night…. She won’t be your girlfriend no more!

And finally…

NEVER PUBLISH A PHOTO OF YOU WALKING A POODLE. It’s hell on what’s left of your tough guy image.

Trending Right Now

Just a quick look at what is trending right now in the news.  Lots of stuff we should be aware of and as usual an equal amount of stuff we can do with out.

1.     Reports say Katie Holmes was under pressure from her parents to break off the marriage. Whatever. Here is the real news. Suri at age 6 has a wardrobe worth $3.2 million .  

English: Cropped image of Tom Cruise and Katie...

Cruise and Holmes.(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

2.     Jillian Michaels had her house broken into and her Bentley stolen. They caught the guy who will now spend up to 22 years in State Prison. Wonder if it was worth it? 22 years?

3.    Cougar  Taylor Swift hugged Patrick Schwarzenegger‘s neck.  You go Patrick!

4.      Chris Rock and his White People’s Day comment on Twitter is causing a stir. But why? Publicity? Media vacuum? Probably just another ill advised message on social media that can’t be retracted. If you ask me, I say Chris Rock is trying for another 15 minutes of fame. Chris- once it’s out there, it’s out there!

5.     F1 Championship leader Fernando Alonso topped the times for Ferrari in Saturday morning‘s third free practice session for Sunday’s British Grand Prix. It has been raining on and off. Can’t wait to see Sunday’s result.

6.     Facebook stock closed up 0.26 at 31.73. Way to go Mark Zuckerberg. Hey Mark, shoot me over you Facebook Password when you get a minute.

There you have it…now you know what I know! Enjoy the weekend folks.

DP